Rewriting Pirates of the Caribbean

Ok, walk with me people.   Think about Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Which, I loved, by the way.  Forget the sequels.  First one: You’ve had all the stuff about stuff, you’re in the basement, Jack and Will are sword fighting, remember?  (I wouldn’t have that poor donkey in the remake.) 

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Anyway, in this remake, the two of them would be sword fighting, and then, suddenly, they realise that they shouldn’t be fighting, but kissing!

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Of course they should.  They fall into a passionate embrace and it is very romantic.

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The rest of the film could continue, as they are both caring, and so they will still want to rescue what’s her name.

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But the romance is between Will and Jack, and they live happily ever after in a boat.

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See, it makes more sense this way to me.  I would believe it more.  There’s hate between Will and Jack, and hate is fire, and fire is passion, and passion is love.  Any who, that’s what I think.

Questions?  Comments?

ciao

giphy8

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